#meme day.

[wingherc]

🐤

[punisheye]

Pick a Pokémon team for your muse.

Silvally: Its trust in its partner is what awakens it. This Pokémon is capable of changing its type, a flexibility that is well displayed in battle.

Drampa: It appears in towns and plays with the children. Drampa will protect kids when they're in danger, so their moms don't have to worry. / If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground. / It has a compassionate personality, but if it is angered, it completely destroys its surroundings with its intense breath.

Mabosstiff: Mabosstiff loves playing with children. Though usually gentle, it takes on an intimidating look when protecting its family.

Kangaskhan: They are known to raise other species of Pokémon alongside their own children, and records exist which describe a childless Kangaskhan raising a lost human child. Regardless of how badly injured it becomes, the mother will not cease fighting until its young is safe.

Pangoro: From the slight twitches of its bamboo leaf, it deduces its opponent's movements. It's eager to tussle but kindhearted toward its companions.

Lycanroc (Dusk): This form of Lycanroc is normally calm and quiet. Once a battle begins, however, this Pokémon displays a ferocious fighting spirit.

[atlasnolan]

“eavesdrop”

"He hired me on the spot, I swear to ya and if I swear to ya I wouldn't lie to ya because I'd only do that if I'm lying to ya, truthfully. He said 'Atlas, you remind me of me when I was your age but you're more interesting looking and American and a real go-getter. I need you to work for me, the hotel just won't run without you, mate.'"

By then, Atlas was trying on a British accent for size and executing it badly as he spun a yarn on FaceTime on the phone to Marisol who worked at the Super 8 motel in Orlando. He had been intending to tell his mother his good news, but it was clear from the fourth attempt at calling and the vaguely familiar receptionist who had her phone that that it was anyone's guess when he would actually be able to speak to her.

"Jasper Morgan, you do know who I'm talking about. He was in Tyrant!"

There's a pause before Marisol catches up, able to put a face to the name he kept talking about. Once they're on the same page, he continues.

"Anyway, like I was saying. I almost didn't take it because I've been beating away job offers left and right. Everyone wants a bit of Atlas but there's only one Atlas to go around, that's the problem."

He glances around fast like his sister might appear and correct him on the fact his many offers were more like one-point-five, but he realises fast that was an unfounded worry.

( She was off working her actual job. )

"Wicked cool guy though, probably should have been James Bond at some point. His favorite song is my song, did you know that? I suppose you wouldn't know that, would you. But now you do. It's At Last by Etta James, the one that sounds like she's saying Atlaaaasssss. That's a stroke of luck, isn't it? He definitely could have got me tasered by hotel security but he didn't. That was real nice of him."

When the receptionist insists that she has to go, Atlas almost knocks his phone off coffee table it was propped up on against his half-drank beer so he could talk hands free.

"Okay, I won't keep you but when you see my mom will you tell her what I told you exactly like I told you? Jasper Morgan. Atlas. Job. And that I'm really great and she should call me."

He knows none of those things singularly or combined were bait enough for the wiley woman who had birthed him, so he threw in what he knew would cinch the deal.

"And tell her that when I get paid I'll send her some money. If she calls me. Alright, thanks, thanks. Look after yourself, Mar. Bye, bye, byebyebye."

send me   “eavesdrop”   and my muse will describe your muse like they’re talking to a third party. // @jaspermorgan

[jaceberg]

📸 driftwood

[santiagodeleons]

👀 + who's your favorite employee?

"I can't choose one, that's like choosing between children. They all bring something different and I know that the nature of this business means they won't be here forever, probably not even for long but it's nice to have them and all their little eccentricities around while they are."

"No day is ever dull." @noralevin @maevexallen @esmaxdemircix @thevaleriaxortiz

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

[presleyfarrow]

🔥 + reggie!

"I like that Reggie doesn't care what anyone thinks. It's very attractive that he lives in the moment and doesn't have a lot of care about consequences and just goes for what he wants without thinking twice. Unfortunately, that also makes him a liability." @reggiellewellyn

[macaulaymontgomery]

🔥 + lucky!

"It probably wouldn't be something that Lucky would say about himself but he's very warm. Like when he's smiling or laughing and I know it's because of me I feel like there's a miniature sun in my chest because it feels good. And he's so good with Theo -- it's kinda amazing to see him as a dad because when you get a crush on a guy at sixteen or fall in love with him at twenty, you don't really dwell on a lot of thinking of what he's gonna be like as a dad. But I get to see that and it's really incredible -- just seeing the softness in his eyes and how tender he is about her. I think he thinks that he's a lot of work but I'd rather be with him through his bluest blues and low days than be with anyone else." @luckylewis

[peterbasara]

🔥cricket

"Bodys a a masterpiece. Like a fucking pin-up girl. Who the fuck could say no to that?" @cricketcampbell

[mackmontgomery]

🔥

"Definitely her aura. And I don't mean that in the like, 'did I gain or lose aura points' meme kind of way I mean how she can change the atmosphere of a room just by being in it. It's a little more fun when she's there, it's a little suckier when she isn't. I think anyone who's met her and actually gotten to know her can tell you that she's the easiest person on earth to fall in love with.

She just comes along and carves out this place in your heart before you even realise it and then you want to keep her around because it's not like leased space that you can re-assign. It's just hers because you can't replace her, she's this sort of like, singular wonder.

And despite my heavy efforts to I haven't actually met everyone on the planet yet but even without that I can say for certain there's no one else like her.

And okay, since it seems to be a talking point, great tits. Uuuuunbelievable tits. She's so fucking fine it surpasses the kind of fine that all the other fine folks are operating on. Like cool, you're in the fine line but she's skipping the queue because she's the Fine final boss and she can do that. You hear difference? That's a capital F in there. But see how I don't lead with the obvious? That's because I see beyond that, dawg. So I think we should all agree as a town to not objectify her like that. Or check her out. Or hit on her at a bars. Or be sliding in any DMs in a soliciting way. If you wouldn't send it to your mom, don't send it to her. We'd all be better people for it." @cricketcampbell

send me a 🔥 and i’ll tell you one thing my muse finds attractive about yours

[scottienolan]

🔥 + uly!

"There's something to be said for guys who have been to prison because that guy fucks like they're gonna put him back in tomorrow. I'm very into that." @ulyflynn

[aiden-stevens]

Emma: Has your muse ever attempted a matchmaking scheme? Why? How did it turn out in the end?

"No. It's none of my business who dates who, and I'm happy not being involved in my friends' love lives. Except, I'm somehow aware of Mack's and every crush he has. That has nothing to do with matchmaking."

[punisheye]

describe your character using shitty negative ebay reviews.

[atlasnolan]

What is your muse's relationship with their sibling/s (can be biological, adoptive, found family or otherwise)?

“There’s no doubt in my mind that Scottie would kill for me. There’s some doubt in my mind that if I was killed she wouldn’t be top of the suspect list.”

“Scottie speaks my language in a way only someone who grew up how we did could and I rely on her to understand me when no one else does. Including when I don’t understand myself. That’s a lot to ask of a person but I still do. It makes me a bit like our mom in that sense, I suppose. And I think that makes Scottie really fucking sad sometimes. She reminds me of home and I think I remind her that we never had a good one.”

“That’s probably why we fight as much as we get along, but I wouldn’t change it or her. She’s the only good thing our mom ever did, just wish I could make them both see that.” @scottienolan

[noah-atwood]

👀 + top five most bang'able people in Aurora Bay

“I don’t like ranking people, that’s really not cool. But since I gotta be honest, and this isn’t in order, because I’m not pitting you guys against each other - wait. I’ll do it alphabetically, because there’s a rhyme and a reason, but it’s not about preference.

So, Angel, Dallas, Stevie are three. Can I say Atticus? I mean, could be awkward. Whatever! Angel, Atti, Dallas, Stevie… and one more?

Why.

Fine. I can’t say some people because they’re sweet, and it just feels wrong saying ‘bang’able’. Because there’s Priya, but we’re long term best friends, same with Hunter, and Emerson is just, really soft and sweet, and, shit. Edie’s pretty too, but I also get sad thinking about her. Ravi could’ve made the list, but there’s a story there. I’m stressed out.

It pains me to say this, but Nora, probably.”

@firefighterrojas @nomadjones @atticuscortes @ravirussell @emersonxcassidy @priyaxdesai @steviesharp @edietello @noralevin @hcnter

[santiagodeleons]

eavesdrop for our tess & santi x

"You're a smart man. A well-read man. A math man, wasn't it?"

Santiago's trying to ease the blow he knows he has to deal, but he couldn't help but hear how the last could have been misconstrued for mothman -- which wouldn't have been entirely off given how hard the teacher sat on the other side of the bar to him had fallen victim to male pattern balding.

"And Tess, she's a lady through and through, she's not going to be as direct as I think you need to hear it so that means here we are again and I'll just have to do it for her," His palms press to his side of the bar, trying to keep his voice low so he didn't embarrass her colleague anymore than he had managed to already embarrass himself that evening.

"You've got to give this up. She's not interested. I don't know how to be nicer about. that, but it is what it is. She's not going to be interested. She's not playing hard or looking to be chased. So you coming in here trying to catch her when she's just trying to enjoy a quiet drink, all this asking me and my staff if she's been in when she's not here, it's too much. It's getting hard to watch at this point. You're wasting your time."

Even if the man's shoulders hadn't sagged at his words, Santiago knows they were hard to hear by virtue of what he was relaying, but that didn't negate their necessity.

( If someone had been as brutally honest with him about trying to make something doomed work it might have saved him the last year of his life -- and the thirteen that came before it. )

"I'm going to get you another drink and I'll leave you in peace with it, same way she's looking for when she's in here, and we'll have no more of this after tonight, yeah? Not in my pub. There won't be any having this conversation twice because you won't be welcome in here to have it if this keeps on."

send me   “eavesdrop”   and my muse will describe your muse like they’re talking to a third party. // @thewildrosebriar

[silascody]

[ Familiar ] - Who would your muse pledge themselves to with no question?

"What the fuck does pledging myself mean? That a sex thing? Jordan if so." @jordanmitchell

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